New Bike Material Discovered

Today I learned of a material that you can use in your bike that eliminates nearly all of your energy requirements while riding. In fact, this new material could possibily revolutionize cycling as we know it. Amazingly, it eliminates the need for a chain. This has been around for nearly 100 years and yet, not one of the tour riders are using it today. Based on the following picture, I could yet be another great discovery by John D. Rockefeller.



Note that Johnny Rock has no chain at all. Sweet ride. All you need is dough! Check it out, even if there were a chain, dude couldn't even get to the bottom of the cranks without coming off. May he needs an adjustment to the head tube length.