Fat Jan to Discovery Channel - Could it Be?

Velonews is reporting that Jan Ullrich has had talks with Discovery Channel about riding for Disco next year. How bizarre would that be? The only thing that would hold Jan back from being a great Disco is his ability to accept failure. To be a proper Disco (or Banshee for that matter), a loss must totally piss you off. A great example of this would be Floyd’s stage 17 or Lance’s attack of Kloden at the finish of the Col d For Croix. Jan has been second so many times without a single explosion.