Floyd to MLB

News report out of Denver that Floyd Landis will join the Colorado Rockies for their stretch run to get into the playoffs.

Floyd's statement. "Dude, like the dope testing proceedures in the Majors are totally lacking compared to cycling. With my chemistry skills, I can bulk up and crush 475 foot bombs to help my beloved Colorado Rockies win the World Series."


PS - Floyd, I still love you but I am totally bummed out.