What am I supposed to do with this?

Memo to Floyd Landis: Your fans are really bummed out. We are the jury in the court and the prosecution has just laid out some very strong evidence against you. We can buy the fact that your T/E ratio was high. We can agree that your hypothyroidism may have generated a whole lot of testosterone. Hell, we are all drinking Amstel because you told us it makes you faster. But dude, they weighed your carbon atoms and they are too skinny to be natural!

Its time to give up the pooch. Slide over to your medicine cabinet and take a look at the ingredients for all the crap that you take. I am sure you are going to find a micro ingredient in your pills that you hadn't previously noticed. Mind you, ignorance wont get you cleared with WADA or with your fans. Call the press conference and get it over with. Remember Robert Plant "Lying wont do you no good."

Meanwhile, what the hell am I supposed to do with the fact that Pro-cycling is a chemistry parade? How am I to enjoy amazing feats of human strength when all I can think of is: what chemical must be running through their veins? I guess that we will all become much more euro in that we will instantly decry the winners as the "best dopers".