Overheard in Texas

• Uh, do you realize what the “shocker” is

• I’m gonna let you off with a warning, this time

• Can I draw on your arm

• I need to go and post to the blog

• 3:32 C**K

• I need to stop now; it’s reasonably urgent

• We were only speeding so we could catch our friends to tell them to slow down

• Let’s just see what they have in the suburbs

• He’s back there pedaling with one leg