High Octane Jet Fuel

Since the new year, I have had occasion to ride outside quite a bit. And as the un-official team fodder bringing up the rear, I have been able to determine that, with the exception of Hagaan Daz Hammerson, everyone is getting much faster.

In riding with Fabs this past Saturday, I learned that his climbing this year is gonna be totally ferocious. This is really no surprise; Koehler can climb!

But what is his trick? How is he able to kill in the hills?

Alas, Saturday night I had occasion to visit the Koehler World Headquarters and learned the secret to Koehler's speed.


JET FUEL!!!

It's jet fuel plain and simple. He buys this stuff under the brand name of Pravda Vodka. But given its clean, high octane nature, it is clearly fuel for the road.

....Oh, and its really, really good!

Fast or Fat???