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Wednesday, March 02, 2005

I should have known..

Redlight is a dentist. While on its surface, this doesn't mean very much other than this is his occupation and economic skill set. But what this statement really means is the Redlight likes to hurt people......bad.

Heretofore he has kept this mean streak confined to a chair where people pay to have him shove sharp implements into their gums. Unfortunately, he has now expanded his horizons and has inflicted pain, I mean bad pain, on me.

To be sure, I was not sitting in his chair when the torture was inflicted. No, he simply handed me a DVD just like a drug pusher says, "try this, you'll like it". But this was no normal DVD, this was Cyclo-Core.

At first you perform the work out and think, "well that was great". Surely this will make me faster. Truth is, you have just torn apart every muscle fiber in your body and two days later you will be begging for your own death.

But this is my fault. I know who Redlight is, I know how he makes his living. I guess I never thought that this blood lust would spill over into sport.....my bad.

Fast or Fat

PS -> You gotta try Cyclo-Core, you'll really like it.

4 Comments:

At March 02, 2005 10:09 AM, Blogger S-Works said...

Next thing we know he will be riding with one of those little drills that make that awful sound.

 
At March 02, 2005 1:34 PM, Blogger Redlight said...

Actually, I could bring a big drill that makes a lot of that sound...

Dirt, I did warn you. When I did the first DVD I hurt for a few days and then went through it again. The second one wasn't nearly as painful, and now I have to really work hard and fast to feel much at all anymore. You will be FASTER...

Your rant did give me a good laugh, though.

 
At March 02, 2005 1:43 PM, Blogger Dirt - LPBME said...

Warn you? Is that like when you warn your patients, "You might experience a little discomfort" just before you bury a 10 gauge hose into their bicuspid?

 
At March 02, 2005 2:02 PM, Blogger Redlight said...

Hey, at least I tried the DVD myself first. My patients are all my guinea pigs... I don't do any of that to myself.

How about a big ring grind tonight?

 

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