Thieving Scumbags

It's no secret that I have come to enjoy the blog as my personal outlet for the rage that boils within my cycling soul. Redlight calls them "rants" which, while honored by the term, I prefer to call accurate depictions of the world we live in. But today's "rant" is about the thieving and mindless humps at cycling news.

I submit the following as the opening line to an article published just yesterday:

www.cyclingnews.com news and analysis: "Here's as blatant a piece of bike porn as we've seen in many a week."

I must have missed the credit for MY words, Bike Porn. We all know this was my creation; years ago. How un-fair, How un-just??? They have stolen my creativity. They have stolen my art.

It's beside the point that you can now buy your own Livestrong bike. It's beside the fact that Hammerson has one on order to be displayed in his foyer. Fact is, I should be paid. The man has been keeping my people down for far too long. It's time to rise up.....are you with me????

Doubt it. I guess I will just crawl back into the dungeon, pound out some CC (that's cyclo core for you couch monkeys) then put some miles on the donkey. Too bad it's a spin-recovery day. I could use a good pounding.

Fat or Fast?